Thanks to our friends over at Awesome Facemasks we can bring you these...
 
So 'Don't touch that dial' - just place your order with GUARANTEED Valentine's Delivery. 
 
Also available on their own.
 
Priced at £12.99 each or one of each/two of one for £19.99 - standard Duo packs are one male and one female, please message if you want anything different. 
 
100% elasticated polyester ensuring the perfect fit!